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My horoscope started with `are you sitting down?`
If anyone every texts me "who is this" I always respond "Jake from State Farm"
I`m starting to think all that stuff about Y2K is not going to happen !
If anyone could read my mind I`m pretty sure they`d be traumatized for life.
i think lady gaga puts glue on herself, and rolls around random items.
I finally stopped caring what other people think. I hope everyone`s ok with that.
New College Admissions Test ______ not getting into this college: A. Your B. Ur C. You`re D. U`re
Why is it called a "personal trainer", instead of an "exercist"?
If monogamy is sex with only one person, what is origami?
When you`re down about your body image just type "fat people" into Google images, always makes me feel better!:)
There is no time to check time
If we aren`t meant to have late night snacks then why is there a light in the fridge.
I dont hate you but, if you put `just about to jump off a cliff` as your facebook statuses i would poke you
I hate fake people...especially the ones at the mall advertising clothes in front of the stores
My motto for the night ... drink till I no longer think :)