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Surly not EVERYBODY was Kung-Foo fighting?
Always look out for #1. Don´t step in #2 either.
I’ve been waiting for this moment ever since I got up… goodnight!
People who don’t understand sarcasm are awesome.
You make me want to be a drunker person
A fun gym game is to drag your treadmill behind someone else`s, and then run with a determined glare while holding a bat.
I don`t understand why people have to "get ready" for bed....I`m always ready for bed.
I’d be unstoppable if it wasn’t for law enforcement and physics.
If you`ve Liked more than 15 of my posts over the past year, I assume you`re okay with me putting you down as a personal reference on this job application, k?
next time you`re at a movie point at the screen when a scene with extras are on and say to your buddy "look, there i am!" and see how many people look over at you in awe.
My wife complains about everything I do. It`s like she doesn`t know there are "Sexy singles in my area" that want to meet with me.
Actually, when I went to New Orleans, I blacked out too.
Another funny thing about this status is when you finally realize that it talks about nothing? its all ready too late to stop reading. lol
Teacher: Have a seat! Student: Thanks! *picks up the chair and leaves* -- (°_°)
You`re only young once but you can be immature forever!