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I`m glad I learned about parallelograms instead of how to do taxes. It`s really come in handy this parallelogram season.
Does it count as saving someone`s life if you just refrain from killing them?
Forrest Gump forever changed the way I pronounce buttocks.
Someone needs to take a chain saw to your family tree.
If I lived in England I would approach my boss on payday and say "pound me."
A hard thing about business is minding your own
No matter how loud you crank the bass, it`s still a minivan.
"Three blind mice" is probably the most popular nursery rhyme about animal cruelty
Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.
It`s been scientifically proven that originally there were only five fruit cakes ever made!
The worst thing about finding out Santa isn`t real is that you realise it was your parents who were to blame for all the terrible presents
Scent is the sense most tied to memory. "Common" is the sense least tied to people.
facebook is the only book we read everyday.
My boyfriend isn`t allowed to break up with me. You wanna see other people? Look out the window.
Im really not just some idiot with nothing better to do with my time, I just play one in FB.