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Is it rude to throw breath mints in someones mouth while they`re talking?
9 out of 10 doctors will agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
Some people, even in photos, just look like they smell horrible.
Got interrupted downloading the new version of iTunes by a pop up that asked if I wanted to download the even newer version of iTunes.
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We`ll see about that.
My personality is 30% the last movie I watched.
Ever wonder why divorces are expensive? Because they are worth it!
If my kids knew there was a light in the oven, they`d leave that one on too.
October is breast awareness month for women, men are usually aware of breasts all year round.
If you can´t read this, you´re illiterate.
Procrastinators Unite!! ... tomorrow.
People are like dogs: There`s always someone who loves you for you and there`s someone who just peed in an inappropriate place.
Divorce... The most common home improvement project.
Internet Dating......The Odds are good but the Goods are odd
Sometimes, when dealing with people, you can`t help but stop and think, "Yup, I`m about to get my first assault charge."