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Are you tired of every day being the same? Congratulations, you’re an adult!
At least clean up the bathroom before taking your profile picture.
Sometimes I just go to work for the free internet.
Sleeping is so difficult when you have a world awake in your phone.
I always wince when someone tells me they’re going to hit the sack.
Nothing screws up your Friday more than realizing it’s only Tuesday.
Guys I can`t be leave I`m sharing this with you, but I saw my self on TV. After I turned it off.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend.......who`s in with me?
Roses are red and sometimes they`re thorny, when I think of you, I get really ...............
My new dating profile just says "I`m tired of masturbating."
My browser asks "are you sure?" when I clear my history as if theres anyone more sure of what theyre doing than someone clearing his history
People born in 1994-1999 have lived in three decades, two centuries, and two millenniums. & they are not even 18 yet.
i wasnt that drunk * "bro, you destroyed my mothers garden while screaming F*CK FARMVILLE!"*
I`d like to have a child one day ... Two days, tops.
I can’t decide if the drinks are too weak or if my tolerance is too strong.