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Warning: this life contains strong language, adult situations and nudity.
How many facebook friends do you have that if they posted "I`m depressed and on the edge", your first thought would be to poke them?
I’m just going to put an “Out of Order” sticker on my forehead and call it a day.
Just because they sell yoga pants in XXL doesn`t mean it`s ok to wear them in public.
Is it safe to take off my Winter Solstice Glasses yet?
What idiot called it Adderall instead of Accomplish Mints?
I changed my name in my daughters phone to God...just texted her and said "I saw that"
If you have really strong opinions on subjects that you know very little about... then Facebook just may be the perfect thing for you.
Today I caught myself thinking of you and smiling... but it was because you had a booger in your nose the last time I saw you.
Does shaking the vending machine count as working ...
My life is loosely based on a true story.
My parents are visiting. So I pretty much know how much gas cost everywhere.
Share this if you know someone who is alive today simply because you don`t want to go to prison.
I worry about people who write "taken" in their bios. Where did they go? Who took them and why aren`t we helping to find them?
There are some people in this world who make you totally understand Hannibal Lecter.