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cable TV.... helping us avoid Presidential speeches for nearly four decades
I was about to read the story below. But it was too long.
Happy Saturday… the day you can put as much booze into your coffee as you’d like to put in on Monday.
If you’re not fully satisfied with your life, do something about it. Or complain about it on the internet. Whatever you prefer.
If a girls tongue being pierced really mattered, then I would have my palm pierced!
I hate when I’m comfortable in bed and I forget my iPhone in the other room!
Dear neighbor mowing your yard this morning, I found my bagpipes for tonight.
You laugh because I´m different. I laugh cause I just farted!
Shall I compare thee to a Summer`s Eve? For thou art a douche.
Think of a number between 0 and 20. Add 40 to it. Multiply by 2. Subtract 3. Now close your eyes.... It`s dark isn`t it.
My girlfriend told me I`m starting to annoy her because I relate everything to batman... What a joker!
Is running in front of cars some sort of gang initiation for squirrels? - Bfanch
Taxes are like a subscription to your country that you can`t cancel, no matter how bad the service gets.
My whole life is based on a true story...
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn`t met me yet