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I have a feeling I already know which direction my "Get rich or die trying" lifestyle is headed.
I`ve actually have come to the conclusion that some of today`s youth may actually believe "laughing out loud" is actually spelled "lol"
Is it wrong, to put people on your bucket list?
"what doesnt kill u makes u smaller" -mario Lol
You`re the kind of friend I text when I`m pooping and need something to do.
To the teenager that flipped me off for honking at you. Your phone is on top of your car.
My favorite form of lying to myself is choosing a deodorant scent that contains the words `active` or `sport` in it`s name
The doctor said I should be drinking more whiskey. Also, I’m calling myself “the doctor” now.
If I`m carrying a torch for you it`s only because I want to set you on fire.
Everyone’s an optimist when it comes to their car’s fuel gauge.
I Like this quote. I dislike this quote. I am so clever that sometimes I don´t understand a single word of what I am saying.
For just once in my life I want my phone to ring and for someone on the other end to ask if I`m on a `secure line`
Young enough to know I can. Old enough to know I shouldn`t. Stupid enough to do it anyway.
Building the city on rock and roll was probably the wrong move from an engineering perspective.
I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on.