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OK. Who decided to call it "possession of marijuana" and not "joint custody"?
I`ve disappointed a lot of people in my life, you`re not special.
State of mind is in no mind to state its state of mind.
I just got off the couch and I think I accidentally did yoga or some $hit.
No PornHub, I would NOT like to share this video with my friends and family on Facebook.
Do you guys know there are "actual" people out there that don`t have a Facebook account? What the hell do they do all day?
“Nevermind.” Translation... You should’ve listened the first time.
A new heavy metal Christian Rock band will soon be releasing their debut album. They`re called Nuns `n` Moses.
Neighbors just kicked me out of their shower and called the cops. Some of these pokemon go instructions are confusing. A lot of grey area...
Apparently, I just ate 39 servings of Tic - Tacs.
Why is it called mooning when you`re actually showing uranus?
I made you a cake. I also ate it for you.
You know it`s a classy establishment when they quietly ask you to leave.
Welcome to my bedroom,this is where the magic happens.....and by that I mean this is where I read my Harry Potter books.
I love watching The Simpsons. They never get old.