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I can`t understand why women are okay that JCPenney has an older women`s clothing line named, "Sag Harbor."
I have OCD and ADD, so everything must be perfect..but not for very long.
Life is full of disappointments, I`ll just add you to the list.
You really understand how drunk you are when you`re peeing...
I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.
Yeah, you go ahead and climb that mountain "because it`s there", I am going to eat this Pizza "because it`s here"................................
My left buttcheek fell asleep. I`m Half-assing everything I do for the next ten minutes.
Hey Ladies..Prince charming is Gay and living with Mr. Right
I only seem to remember I want to lose weight after eating 6 cookies.
The ski racks on my car say I’m fun, adventurous, and can’t figure out how to take the ski racks off my car.
Does "who cares" count as advice?
Do homeless people get Knock Knock Jokes?
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza…
Trying to remain humble but I’m the most famous person in my living room right now.
People with no money sure do have a lot of pot.