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If someday we all go to prison for downloading Movies and TV shows, I just hope they split us up by genre.
Sure I have my doubts, but Bigfoot doesn’t have any pictures of me either.
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels. LOL. But on the up side, it is fun!! ;)
When life gets you down, just remember: It’s never too early or too late for a nap.
I know it`s rude to ask someone about their pregnancy if you`re unsure, but my hubby looks about 4 months along & the suspense is killing me
Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.
If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects then how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects.
Why is it called tourist season if we can`t shoot them?
I get my cardio from caffeine...
I understand vampires being invisible in mirrors, but what the hell happens to their clothes?
My therapist just offered me my money back.
I watched my first porn movie today. I looked so much younger back then...
Sad life : After watching 2 seconds of Spongebob I already know what episode it is ... I`m 41
Never run after a man or a bus, there is always another one coming.
thinks we should all jump out of our chairs and do the 5 second happy dance! READY! GO!