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I may not have the best parenting skills; but, in my defense, my kids don`t have the best childing skills, either.
Tonight I plan on drinking until I`m someone else`s problem
If your man is reluctant to talk about his feelings, it’s probably because you haven’t told him what they are yet.
Some of the best things in life...are mistakes.
People say there are plenty of fish in the sea, well that is nice and all but I’m human, I don’t date fish.
When you screw up, menopause can be a wonderful excuse for stupid things you do or say!!!
I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness, so I don’t intimidate you..
You know you`ve picked the right friends if no one has nominated you for the ice bucket challenge
I dreamt I was you..I hated myself. Luckily I woke up..woah that was close.
All I`m saying is you don`t see many neck tattoos on Jeopardy.
I have this empty feeling inside of me. Wait, there`s my drink.
Can you imagine being cryogenically frozen and waking up 100 years later? Your hairstyle would be so outdated, how embarrassing.
Whenever I see a woman breastfeeding in public, my first reaction is to get in line.
Why is it all the good things in life are either illegal, immoral, impossible, addictive, or fattening?
COLLEGE STUDENTS: if you`re looking for a job, your career center lists thousands of openings you don`t have enough experience for.