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When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn`t hire stupid people......
When I`m in a good mood I act like I`m in a bad mood so nobody approaches me and ruins my good mood.
If by O.P.P. you mean Other People’s Pancakes, then yes I’m down with O.P.P.
I’ve watched “Aladdin” like 25 times with my kids, so I know quite a bit about politics in the Middle East.
Just rescued a Coca Cola that was trapped in the fridge!
It`s called Wal-Mart because the Center for Disease Control was taken.
Tonight`s weather forecast: dark. Continued dark overnight with widely scattered of light by morning.
Yawning is our body`s way of saying 10% of battery remaining.
It scares me when the lights go out and it`s complete darkness. The first thing I think is ... OMG I just went blind!
why do i feel like you are reading this
My blood test came back as B+ Any tips how I can get an A+ next time?
The statement `Hey! Calm down!` has a zero to no success rate of getting someone to calm down
was going to argue with you...but then I remembered I really didn`t care
I dropped my affordable health care because I couldn`t afford it .
Why do people freak out about dolphins getting caugh in tuna nets? What about the tuna?