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Don`t do anything you`re not prepared to explain to a paramedic...
I`ll act my age when I`m 69..
I wonder if people without dogs actually pick food off the floor?
I`m allergic to gluten free diets.
if your happy and you know it ---thank your ex
Comcast is doing home security now so if your house is being robbed they will get the police there on Tuesday between the hours of 8 & 12.
Such a satisfying feeling when “the one that got away” turns into “dodged that bullet”
If I had a dollar for everytime i thought of you, I would start thinking about you!
Settle down homemade play dough parents.
Screw love... I`d rather fall in chocolate.
This Christmas, if you plan on jingling, please jingle ALL the way. Nobody likes or respects a half a$$ jingler.
I’m Not Arguing. I’m Simply Explaining Why I’m Right.
Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.
If McDonald´s sold hot dogs, could u, with a straight face, order a McWeiner & tell them 2 super size it?
The only benefit of getting new clothes for Christmas is that I don`t have to do laundry for another week or two.