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Let me get this straight…a woman could pour hot wax on her legs, ripping all the hair out…and still be afraid of a spider?
Next time you over hear a stranger giving out their number. Text them details of what they are wearing. It`s so fun to watch them freak out!
From now on when skinny girls say they`re fat I`m just gonna be like, "Yup" & walk away.
Warning!! Today I will be coloring OUTSIDE the lines..
Any time that I see someone wearing crocs, I assume they lost a bet.
If you`re having second thoughts, you`re 2 ahead of most people.
Hot singles in your area are dating each other while you sit alone staring at your phone.
Alarm clocks should come with sounds like “tiny doll feet scampering into the closet” because I am not hitting snooze when I hear that
Why do the 5 seconds I have to wait before I can "skip ad" last 30 seconds?
I`m no expert, but I`m pretty sure a lot of economic problems could be solved by extending the McDonald`s breakfast menu back out to 11am.
You use Google every day but I bet you can’t remember the order of the colors.
In America, someone is shot every 15 seconds ... How is that person still alive?
Sometimes, entire relationships can be chalked up to, "that weird thing I did for a while."
Do the right thing today: Go to someone`s profile, scroll down 4 months, and like something.
If you kept one of those jars where I`d have to put in a quarter every time I swore, you would be a billionaire by the end of the week.