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PRINCIPAL: are you the new english teacher? TEACHER: yes i are.
I bought a blowup doll today, but I won`t blow her up until tomorrow. I don`t want to seem desperate.
Still waiting for a "Where are they now?" episode about the Flintstones
the WORLDS shortest joke..... "2 women were sitting together quietly
I love everyone these days... Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others, I`d love to punch in the face...
If you were home alone in the middle of the night, and you heard a fart, would you laugh or be scared.
Respect your elders. They made it through school without Google and Wikipedia.
I`ve been around the block a few times, but then my neighbor realized I was drunk and helped me into my house.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity........thats how rich I want to be.
My parents preferred my imaginary friend over me.
Side boob is only hot on women, bro.
H.A.T.E.R.S. : Having Anger Towards Everyone Reaching Success?
The best thing about marriage is how wives always like to joke about making sure the life insurance premiums are paid up...
Your trophy wife is more of a participation trophy wife, isn`t she?
I don`t own a thesaurus, is `cock meat` a synonym for `fried chicken`?