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French people give me the crepes.
I prefer to be crazy and happy rather than normal and bitter......
Happy Wednesday 2014 Everyone!
The woman that just drove past me was either doing a huge yawn or her brakes have failed....
If Apple really want to introduce something new and "innovative" they should just release a longer charger.
WANTED: Someone to follow me around and whisper "You`re an adult" every few minutes.
If you`re really really quiet, you can hear yourself doing the world a favor.
Was wondering...when you have a mandatory meeting at work, why do the presenters always thank you for being there?
I painted a banner for our annual family picnic, but my Mom thought "Celebrating 100 Years of Undiagnosed Mental Illness" was inappropriate.
No officer I wasn’t texting, that’s dangerous. I was checking my email.
So apparently the security guard at Kroger didn`t believe that life gave me that lemon.
I finally saw Kung Fu Panda. I`m certainly not an expert, but I thought the nunchuck scene looked kind of fake.
How do you make your wife scream during sex?? Call her and tell her about it.
Be nice to a nerd. Prevent a supervillain.
Living alone is pretty cool, I don`t even know if my bathroom door closes