Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
When we are small, our mom`s would use really small forks as spoons to feed us...But what about Chinese moms? Would they use toothpicks?
Ever have the experience of staring at an outfit hanging in your closet and wondering which of the personalities did the shopping that day?
Everybody stop what you`re doing and play with crayons!! Enjoy the day
Accidentally missed the freeway exit for home, now I’m heading north to start a new life.
It`s so hot I have my air condition set on bankruptcy.
Some people just lack the ability to laugh at themselves. That`s where I come in.
Can anybody PLEASE tell me where you buy Common Sense?? I know several people that need some!!!
I just fell down the stairs holding a guitar and accidentally wrote a One Direction song.
A three hour long movie adaptation of pages 74 and 75 of the Hobbit? Friggin count me in.
I don`t care how old I am, if I go out to eat and there are crayons and paper placemats with puzzles... game on!
I’m posing nude for an art class this evening. Nobody asked me to. I think they’re making ceramic bowls.
Sometimes I wish you could order Karma like flowers and have it delivered.
My wife must have some big surprise vacation planned. She left a note by the bed telling me I had until tomorrow to have my bags packed.
My friend`s Jeep was broken into and she acted so surprised about it. Your car is held together by zippers! It`s as secure as my pants.
I`d say go to hell, but I don`t want to see you again.