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Nothing is impossible. I know a man that once guessed correctly why a woman was mad at him.
The brain is like the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth until you fall in love.
I don`t eat a high fiber diet to be healthier, I eat so I`ll have to $hit more at work.
I like pressing F5. It`s so refreshing.
Waldo wears stripes because he doesn`t want to be spotted !
Exercise? I thought you said "extra fries".
I`m always on the verge of running three miles, or drinking a bottle of Vodka
I`m a multi-taking procrastinator. I can put off all kinds of things all at once.
I`m sorry if I come across as crude, outspoken, and opinionated. That`s only because I am crude, outspoken, and opinionated.
So far the "couch" part of couch-to-5k is easily my favorite.
That sound the Ketch-up make when you squeeze out the last drop, NEVER fails in making people laugh
Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
That moment of shame when an automatic door doesn`t open for you
Is it just me, or would those movies had been far scarier if they were titled "Monday the 13th"
When 12 year old girls call each other honey and sweet heart...