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Chicken salad with egg in it is my fave way to eat two generations.
Technically it was Moses that had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
A walk in the woods helps me relax and release tension. The fact that I am dragging a body should be entirely irrelevant.
A Waist Is A Terrible Thing To Mind
Got kicked out of Ziggy`s. " supposably" your not allowed to stand on their scales. Says I broke them. On the brighter side I weigh 135900 grams
My ex girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to dress up as herself and then act like a f*cking b!tch all the time.
To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes a great Subway sandwich.
I think...therefore, I am.....single
Well I just finished up some spring cleaning. Holy crap, owning a Slinky can be such a hassle.
Finding a date on the internet is so much easier than real life because how are they supposed to know that`s not your Ferrari?
From all these shows I`ve watched it seems like snipers lay down a lot of the day....I`d probably be pretty good at that job.
I`d like to share my innermost thoughts and feelings with all of you, but I`m afraid they`ll be used against me in court someday.
If I was a Chinese millionaire I would change my name to Cha Ching.
DO NOT expect a "Bless You" after your 3rd sneeze. Get that sh!t under control.
I`ll be glad when it`s warm enough to pee outside