Daily Silly Status

My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes.

I want rich people problems. Like where to park my yacht.

Two years ago I became a proud parent. My kid is 6, but they were kind of a pain those first four years.

Heard you like bad boys .... Well, I`m not trying to impress you or anything, but when Disney Channel asked me to go to their website with my parents permission, I didn`t ask my parents.

Can we just stop with the pre-sliced cheese? Is anyone so busy that they don’t have time to cut the cheese?

Pac-Man taught me that you can eat ghosts if you take enough pills.

There are two ways to go about arguing with a woman and neither one works.

I don’t need a reason to do stupid things, just a venue.

I will die on a white floor just to mess with the chalk outline guy.

Everyone talks about leaving a better planet for our kids. Let`s try to leave better kids for our planet.

If you come to myspace and twitter about my yahoo, can I google over your facebook?

I have no time for stupid people But they sure seem to have time for me.

The thing I miss most about being young is knowing everything.

If you want people to know where you stand, wear the same socks for a week

During the holidays people have to make a choice between enjoying the holidays or spending it with the relatives.