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Who else has dropped the phone on their face while laying in bed reading Facebook?
I`m sorry did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
They say the camera adds 10lbs. Stop eating cameras!
I know you people are crazy. I can spot my own kind a mile away.
Why is it that people who drink energy drinks seem like the people with the least amount of stuff going on?
Don`t forget: it`s very important what strangers on the Internet think about you.
I used to drink a lot in the 80s. Then I realized, who cares what the temperature is.
Yes it may sound childish but if it glows in the dark I still get freaking exited.
Hi, we`re a group of teens who solve mysteries! We wanna be taken seriously so we wrote a theme song about how we can`t ever find our dog.
I`ve grown up a lot recently. For example, I used to drink beer all day and now I drink wine.
"The Twilight Zone" makes me long for the days when you could smoke on a spaceship.
Being the fat guy at McDonald`s is like being the muscle guy at the gym. People stay out of your way cause they know you mean business.
Who named the walkie talkie and why isn`t the vacuum called the pushy sucky?
If you have a parrot and you don’t teach it to say,”Help, they’ve turned me into a parrot”, you are wasting everybody’s time.
I was just watching Ladies Beach volleyball and there`s already been a wrist injury.. No worries, I should be okay in a couple of days..