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When we are small, our mom`s would use really small forks as spoons to feed us...But what about Chinese moms? Would they use toothpicks?
Is glad Christmas is near i sure need new coloring books and crayons ..
Happy New Years Everyone! (I stole this status:) )
So those numbers on sports jerseys are how many people each player has killed or what.
I would of never even thought of touching half the things that I`ve touched, if it weren`t for the "Do not touch" signs!
It`s amazing how important someone can make you feel with a smile, a kind word or the occasional stalking.
My life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes.
I guess not everyone at this grocery store is as comfortable with my nudity as I am. ;)
If the Internet was never invented... what would we all be doing now?
I should come with a warning label.
Screw love... I`d rather fall in chocolate.
People pay to sponsor animals in the wild and get pic updates on it. Well if anyone would like to sponsor me I will send you a selfie a day.
I will stop loving you, when Spongebob gets his driving license.
You know you`re all grown up when you actually pick up the ice cube instead of kick it under the fridge.
Sorry I missed your call. I was peeing and had both hands full.