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Some will forget, the others are simply women.
If you’re getting dirty looks because your baby is crying loudly on a plane, start crying even louder and everyone will avoid eye contact
That awkward moment when you have 10+ tabs open and you can`t figure out which one the music is coming from.
Those awkward moments when you catch yourself feeling frustrated with your kids for being just like you....
Does everyone have that one dumb ass that finds you on Facebook and will not give up? Repeated friend requests, inbox messages, and follows my pages. It is driving me nuts. I understand at some point I will have to give in, but just because I am married to her doesn`t mean I have to like her, right?
Arguing politics is like trying to convince someone that their baby isn`t cute.
Hey dumb a$$. Not everything I post pertains to you. Just the stuff that starts with Hey dumb a$$.
YOU KNOW WHY!!!!!!!!!!
Sometimes I think I`m pretty cool but then I remember plants can eat sun and poop out air.
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific
Why do I get the feeling that a lot of adults nowadays who ask kids "What do you want to be when you grow up?" are just trying to come up with some ideas?
Is Google a boy or a girl? Obviously it`s a girl because it won`t let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas
Take Note: a stress ball can be used for throwing at people who stress you out.. You`re Welcome..
People are obsessed with this storm but in a couple months no one will talk about it anymore, which is why they named it after the movie Juno.
Taco Tuesday sends a terrible message to our nation`s children. They need to know that tacos are always an option no matter what day it is.