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There is a fine line between a sleepover and just drinking way too much at someone else`s house.
Apparently, the answer "I Know" is not a good answer when your friend tells you how good his girlfriend is in bed
My son and his friends are great ... They always spray the house with air freshener before I get home.
I`m getting really tired of being really tired of stuff.
We all have that friend who acts innocent but understands all the dirty jokes.
"I believe I can fry" - R Kelly filling out McDonald`s application
You pay more attention to the TV than you do me! - Ma`am, do you want me to fix your cable or not?
I gotta go guys. I just found out my lunch break isn`t 3 hours long.
My screensaver is a screenshot of a bunch of spreadsheets so my boss doesn’t notice when I haven’t moved my mouse in an hour.
When will math grow up and start solving its own problems
My brain contains a few things I should know and the rest is just song lyrics.
Just ONCE I`d like someone to call me "sir" without adding "this is a place of business, please put your pants back on."
A child`s purpose is to help their parents relearn the states and capitals.
I always buy a Get Well Soon card for the couple who invites me to their wedding.
who`s smart idea wus it to name a monkey Donkey Kong??