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Teens today have it so easy. We didn`t have self-checkout lanes when we bought condoms.
Did you know that if you put a finger in your ear and scratch, it sounds like Pacman.
He was like, `We`re all slowly dying` So I was like, `WRONG` and I threw him in front of a moving bus.
Yes, autocorrect, that`s right. I hate that stupid ditch
The NFL has hired their first female referee ... She will be throwing flags for penalties the teams committed 5 years ago.
If someone doesn`t return your texts, relax and remember they`re probably just busy not liking you.
The well behaved rarely make history.
What if Oxygen makes our voice really deep…. And Helium just brings it back to normal?
You`re telling me, a chicken fried this rice
I started drinking a little early. Yesterday, to be more precise.
What`s the opposite of wanting to hear about you doing crossfit? I`m that.
I don`t understand the saying "you snooze you lose"... I hit the snooze button 8 times this morning and feel like a champion.
When in doubt, read Facebook Statuses, you`ll see you`re not the only crazy one around
Elevator music bothers me on so many levels
Home is where the alcohol is.