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In movies, do actors wear costume underwear? Or underwear from home? The whole thing is confusing. I don`t think I can keep watching movies
life is unfair theres 6 days between monday and sunday but only 1 between sunday and monday
Finally 21 and now legally able to do things which i have been doing since 15….
How to make a Vodka Christmas cake. . (Made mine this morning!!!!) 1 cup sugar, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1......bottle Vodka, 2 cups dried fruit. Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be... sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to
I tried my best to see things from your point a view, but your point of view is stupid.
Whenever my son questions my knowledge on any subject, I just remind him that I`m older than the Internet.
I honestly have a fear that one day I`ll leave my house and not be wearing any pants!
Awww, look. My middle finger likes you!
If someone tells you `I love you` but you don`t feel the same way and don`t wanna make it awkward just say `I love YouTube` really really fast :)
I believe in sharing the road with other drivers. They can have the part behind me.
All who post weather maps on FB. You know we have the internet too, right??
No one your age has any idea what they`re doing either. No matter what age you are.
Why don`t family members send me money for my birthday anymore? I need it now more than when I was 7
Help I`m covered in chameleons & no one believes me
If by time, you mean vodka, then yes, time does heal all wounds.