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Hair pulling during sex is hot ... unless the whole wig comes off.
Maybe vodka is addicted to me
I like to keep my friends close, and my attractive friends even closer.
My definition of" Armed and Dangerous" is: a pissed off wife with a bottle of wine, and the credit cards.
Kids eat free today? Nice... In that case, I`ll have a water and my son will have the steak and shrimp combo with a kids bud light.
Soup of the day: Tequila.
That awkward moment when you tell your parents something funny, but it turns into a life lesson.
I can`t afford a therapist so i bought a mood ring
If you could have one super power would you pick flying, invisibility, or falling asleep without questioning every decision you`ve ever made
The most frustrating thing I`ve ever tried to do was throw away a trash can.
To all who called into work drunk today. Happy St Patrick`s Day.
Girls, dont read this please: Hey guys, isn`t it funny how our wives/or girlfirends really think that we care what they did that day? lol.....it never gets old.
Living out of your car isn`t so bad if you keep telling yourself you`re "on tour"
i like boobs
My facebook has been rated PG for Poor Guy