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I don`t wanna make this weird but that`s just kinda how I do things.
Still not 100% clear on whether French Montana is a person or a steakhouse special.
Hi, welcome to adulthood! You`ll be constantly tired except for right before you need to go to sleep.
India launched a rocket to Mars yesterday… That’s a heck of a place to put a call center.
Who cares about throwing stones? How do people in glass houses hide when somebody knocks on the door?
Life is what happens when you’re not looking at a screen.
Welcome to our nearly empty restaurant. Please follow me to our worst table.
If I could time travel, I`d make sure the guy who made up the word Walkie-Talkie got to name more things.
You look in good shape!!! Round is a shape isn`t it???
I`d publish my autobiography but it`s just a bunch of liquor stained pages filled with doodles, and rants about stupid people.
God gives us only what we can handle... Apparently God thinks I am a bad-ass.
My wife complains about everything I do. It`s like she doesn`t know there are "Sexy singles in my area" that want to meet with me.
The statement `Hey! Calm down!` has a zero to no success rate of getting someone to calm down
If a post is really good you will read it twice. if a post is really good you will read it twice.
I was thinking about jumping on the Patriot`s Fan bandwagon, but I am afraid that the tires would be deflated...