Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
Million dollar idea: Pills that you can take with alcohol.
It saddens me to say that after tasting this homemade whiskey/nacho cheese ice cream, I’ve found not all dreams are meant to be followed.
I’m offering a $1000 reward to anyone who brings me $1000 and a taco.
My doctor told me to start killing people. Well it wasn`t those exact words. He said I needed to reduce the stress in my life.
Based on how I react when the toast pops out of the toaster, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.
Today`s Facebook forecast: Partly boring, increased drama, and a really good chance of bullsh*t.
Nothing ruins a perfectly good mood like reality.
An empty web browsing history is a sure sign of guilt.
A group of toddlers is called a migraine
Hush little laptop don`t you cry,mumma gonna find you some more wifi.
Cats don`t come with instructions, so how is anyone supposed to know you can`t put them in the washing machine.
My room isn`t messy. I just prefer to have my favorite items on display.
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
I play hard to get along with.
Black holes must be where God divided by zero.