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common sense is like deodrant. the people who need it thr most never use it.
Please either stop being so attractive or make out with me, it`s your choice.
The first guy who bought pants had to go to the store without pants on, that`s just science
Matt Damon is set to play an all-action version of Jesus in his new Easter based Biblical film, "Bourne Again Christian".
I’d be unstoppable if it wasn’t for law enforcement and physics.
WikiHow suggested 9 Ways to Celebrate Earth Day.... I did all by ?#? SLEEPING?the whole day! How???? I smoked less, used water/power less etc. Wikiwikiwiki!!!!!
11th Commandment: Thou shall not gossip about other people’s lives when you are not doing any better yourself.
Another tragedy today in the music industry.....Justin Beiber was just found alive in his apartment. :(
Facebook`s list of "suggested friends" is quite literally a list of people I`ve been avoiding my entire life.
It`s been rough today, right now I`m busy trying to lasso the tv remote with my phone charger cord.
I got in touch with my musculine side today - laying on the couch all day, eating gross food, playing games...
I turned out ok for a kid raised in a large part by Bugs Bunny.
We could learn a lot from bees. Organization, productivity, community sacrifice, stinging people who annoy us.......
The point of no return sounds like a fun vacation spot.
Friends are like boobs. Some are real, some are fake