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Why would I ever pay to go to a NASCAR event when I could get drunk beside the interstate and cheer for cars for free?
With the rise of self-driving vehicles, eventually there will be a country song about how your truck left you too.
If your pillow fort hasn’t got an armory filled with Nerf guns, then you’re not really taking pillow forting as seriously as you should be.
I was late to work because I was having car trouble. And by car trouble I mean I was sleeping and not driving the car.
Why is it called "reading a book" and not paper view?
I`m not judging you, I`m just trying to guess what medications you`re on.
The longest yard for me is that space between me and the nacho dip
You are living proof that the Lord is testing me.
You don`t have to be crazy to work here ... We`ll train you.
YOU KNOW WHY!!!!!!!!!!
Do Hostess employees have Snowball fights?
My nickname at work is "HR wants to see you"
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food. :)
Sign in a grocery store: Take lettuce from top of stack, or heads will roll!
It`s always the rednecks that know all the inner most conspiracies of the government.