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I love the show Gotham....OBSESSED!!! But they constantly have the Twitter hashtag #gotham in the corner of the screen, and I`m always thinking..."No I don`t have ham! But I want ham." Sometimes I miss parts of the showing thinking about the fact that I don`t have ham..... Obviously I need to have ham on the menu every Monday night. #noidontgotham
They don`t make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery.
I hate it when people need constant re-assurance. You know what I mean?
I don`t necessarily enjoy being the bad influence...but hey, somebody has to do it!
Did you ever notice how a woman’s “I’ll be ready in 5min” and a guys “I’ll be home in 5min” are one and the same?
If pigs could fly.. Would I be able to get high on bacon?
All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or married.
It was all so different before everything changed.
Most of my thoughts have been coming from a very dark place lately. That`s what happens when you forget to pay your electric bill
I never said "you were stupid" I said "you are stupid", there`s nothing past tense about it!
been there, done that, wrote the book and have the t-shirt to prove it. What more do you want!
Whatever you do in life, always give 100%...unless you`re donating blood...
I hate when the remote is way over there
YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF ME is not a good thing to say to your boss.
Dear small line of dirt that wont go in the dustpan… Screw you.