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Sometimes getting unfriended on Facebook is magical....really....it`s like the trash took itself out.
Are you bored? Head over to Walmart, go into a fitting room, shut the door, wait awhile, and then yell very loudly, `Hey! There`s no toilet paper in here.`
I wash once and dry 3-4 times, depending on how much I want to delay folding my clothes.
All this time I thought PTA stood for Parents to Avoid
I always tell new hires, don`t think of me as your boss, think of me as your friend who can fire you`re ass
Sometimes the smartest thing you can do is play dumb.
I have the rest of my life to be an adult.
There are 3 reasons for ”Liking” someone’s Facebook status: 1. I agree. 2. I realise this is about me, so I’m liking it to rub it in your face. 3. I want to bang you.
Just printed out 50 copies of today`s weather forecast to carry around with me today because I`m just not in the mood for small talk.
Please tell me I’m not the only one who opens up their Hershey Kisses ever so gently so that the foil doesn’t tear.
Dear Rebecca Black, you are the most beautiful And prettiest girl in the world. Don`t let the haters get you down. P.S Forgot to mention today`s opposite day.
It’s too bad that it’s easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
You don`t know true competition until you`re one of the last two people in musical chairs.
My neighbors listen to AC/DC at 6:00 every morning. Whether they like it or not...
Admit it, we all have that special someone we`d visit if given a tank to drive for a day