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Beheaded our snowman to let winter know we mean business.
I like to respond to statuses with .. WOW, Someone needs a Happy Meal.
Did you know that if you put a finger in your ear and scratch, it sounds like Pacman.
Remember the good old days when LOL meant "Laugh out loud" and not "I can`t think of a good reply"?
Just saw a guy with a Support Dyslexia bumper sticker on the front of his car.
In all my years, I have never finished a pencil.
I failed the emergency broadcast test. My apologies to all the employees I shoved to the ground while screaming
I ran into my ex the other day. I could have sworn the light was green.
I wonder how many 5 Hour Energy`s it would take to levitate?
If the plan is “drink beer now, figure out life later” then yes, everything is going according to plan.
Cinderella is my favorite fairy tale about how foot size is the best way to recognize someone.
Everyone loved Jack-in-the-box as kids. Now I`m older, I like mine in the bottle
There is a 3-for-2 sale in my local shoe shop. I almost bought myself a new pair of shoes, but couldn`t decide whether to get an extra left or a right one as part of the offer....
One man`s LOL is another man`s WTF
I often worry about the safety of my children, especially the one that is rolling their eyes at me & talking back right now.