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My first mistake was thinking she couldn`t hit a moving target.
WARNING:: going to bed on Sunday will cause Monday.
A fairy godmother but for breakups. She takes your phone and leaves alcohol and possibly your first cat.
I thought I was having deja vu, but it turns out I do the exact same things every day.
Urgh..I just dropped my phone, are you guys alright?
Yes, I dance in my car. Yes, I see you staring at me. No, I do not care.
Eat whatever you want,and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight ...Eat them too..!
the kids next door have challenged me to a water balloon fight. just updating my status while waiting on the water to boil.
so apparently there is no such thing as a St Patrick`s Santa and I`m not sure whose lap I just sat on at the mall.
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and then six months later you have to do it all over again.
I woke up feeling strange this morning...I felt Rested and Relaxed so I immediately Googled my symptoms. Turns out I had a `Sleep in` Apparently it`s not harmful but may be addictive. . .
It must be very hard to be a Nigerian lawyer who specializes in international inheritance law.
I`ll never understand women. They hate when you ask their age, but get mad if you forget their birthday.
What ? Who ? Exactly my point. Now move along and go read something else. Nosey !!
Some people wonder why I never like or comment on their posts. It’s because I unfollowed you a long time ago.