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Looks like Waldo got on the malasian plane.. well played waldo.. well played..
Why isn`t a menu board at a coffee house called JavaScript?
If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
Dracula had impeccable hair for a guy who couldn’t see himself in a mirror.
People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
Too bored to do nothing. Too lazy to do anything.
If you give a man a fish you kinda suck at picking out gifts.
My bank called because they noticed ‘highly suspicious activity’ on my charge account. It was for a gym membership.
Just saw someone eat a kit kat bar without breaking off each individual piece and now I can`t stop twitching.
I need to borrow someones kid for Halloween. I miss free candy.
I`m no auto mechanic but I`m pretty good at letting people who drive behind me know whether or not they need new brakes
I lost my mood ring today. Not sure how to feel about it
How strange, some guy just waved half of a peace sign at me...
If the cup is only half full, I suggest buying a smaller bra.
Divorce... The most common home improvement project.