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I enjoy long walks on the beach and that thing you just did with that banana.
Tomorrow, history will be made. Months and months of advertisements and anticipation has led up to this historic day. America will see firsthand what is surely to be a historic event, and I am proud to say I will do my part and pick up my copy of Halo 4.
Don`t act like your not impressed.
FB friends, no one gives a ratsass what concerts you went to...
It’s not that I don’t want kids, it’s just that I don’t want a minivan.
If you’re a size 0 we shouldn’t be able to see you.
Why do we only crave what`s bad for us? Alcohol, deep fried food, cake... You never hear anyone say "I`d kill for some salad."
Sorry I missed your call. I took too long to answer because I was dancing to the ringtone.
am feeling lazy......... jst like the guy who desighned the Japannese flag
Mister Rogers didn’t adequately prepare me for the people in my neighborhood.
Studies show that men who have sex more often tend to have a longer life expectancy. Unless your wife finds out.
Are you bored? Go to someone`s Facebook wall, Scroll down 4 months and like something.
90% of parenting is just screaming at your kids to stop screaming.
The problem with some people is that they’re alive.
We should be nicer to old people. When they walked uphill both ways in the snow they had to do it without an internet connection too.