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I`ve decided to go my own way and think "inside the box" to be different ... Wow its dark in here!
Sometimes I don`t go big just so I can go home.
Bring multiple sets of clothes to work, change every hour, and act like nothing’s different.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If i had a brick id throw it at you.
I really like compliments but I don`t want anyone talking to me...
To-Do List: Nothing [?]
What idiot named them nostrils instead of scent vents?
Today, I am doing my part to conserve energe, I’m going back to bed.
Seth Rogen and James Franco having their movie pulled due to terrorist threats sounds like the plot of a Seth Rogen and James Franco movie.
Car next to me in the liquor store parking lot has a family sticker. She has seven kids! ... I better get in there quick! She`s gonna buy it all.
The average man thinks about sex every tits seconds
I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow because I`m still looking for ideas
I can think of other ways to eat fresh, but I`ll settle for this subway sandwich.
Common Sense is so rare, it should be classified as a super power.
i dont have drain bramage.