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The Wizard of Oz is really just a cautionary tale about the lengths a woman will go to for the right shoes.
Could you please put your screaming baby on vibrate.
Couples have an amount they can spend up to without discussing with each other. Mine is around $50. My wife`s is around $643.27. Apparently
Separating the men from the boys, one mood swing at a time.
Meal prepping is basically eating a week`s worth of leftovers from a meal that never happened.
Ever since I installed Adblocker, I have been severely depressed. Hot singles in my area are no longer interested in me.
I`m going to propose with a mood ring so I can easily see a measurement of how excited she really is.
You know you`re old when you come close to shaving your nipple off while trying to shave your legs!
Sometimes it`s easy to forget we would all violently murder each other if we couldn`t obtain basic food or water. Have a great day guys.
I sometimes check my blocklist to see how my prisoners are doing
Life…it’s just an “F” in lie.
Kinda hard to believe not a single mutant at professor Xavier’s school had the power to heal a dude’s legs.
I want you to know that whatever problems you`re having, I`m here to read about it on Facebook
Half a dozen: because “six” is way to long.
Procrastination: when "make a bucket list" is on your bucket list.