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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
Ironically, Internet was made to save our time.
People treat New Year’s like some sort of life changing event. If your life sucks today, it’s probably still going to suck tomorrow
Yes, bitches be trippin’ but maybe I pushed one.
I`m not an alcoholic I just have a lot of things to celebrate.
One day we the women will rap the men lets see how they like it!
Just once I`d like to see someone in a movie call bullshit when someone tells them their phone number starts with 555
Wishing a happy unbirthday to everybody who`s birthday isn`t today.
Over 500 channels and not a DAMN THING to watch! I suppose I should subscribe to some of them...
Mom in poetic mood ....Asked me to express emptiness .... I showed her my wallet ........ n m cheek still burns .... :-p :-p
I`m no cactus expert, but I know a pr!ck when I see one
Fun thing to do #48: Spice up your food delivery order by ending the call with "And NO cops!"
Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be totally impossible!
Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.
I read that India launched a rocket to Mars the other day. That seems like a strange place to put a call center?