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Not all girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. I`m made of sarcasm, wine and everything fine.
I kind of like it getting dark so early because it gives me a great excuse to just stay inside and watch TV.
In today`s world, the key to success is to delete your Whatsapp account!
My birthday is coming up. I dont like to think of it as getting older I like to think of it as experience points.
Why does toilet paper need a commercial? Who is not buying this?
You can correct people`s grammar or you can have friends. But you can`t do both.
How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?
I had been dreaming about eating a giant marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone! :O
The problem is not the problem, the problem is your attitude about the problem.
Why would you be scared to get Ebola? You haven`t left your couch since 2011.
This might be my ego talking, but I feel my weight-loss spambot followers care about me. They really, really, do.
You know it`s time to get a girlfriend when you masturbate in different positions
I know 3 facts about you: 1.You can’t say ‘M’ without your lips touching. 2.You’re trying it now looking like an idiot. 3. Now you’re smiling
An important phone call is something that occurs when there`s no better excuse to ignore someone.
Do girls that make duck faces in pictures walk in a V formation at the mall?