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We still don`t know sh*t about that airplane. - NEWS
"This is bullsh!t" - bull farmer giving barn tours
Be thankful for stupid people, they make it easier for the rest of us to get ahead in life.
"This is the ride that killed Jimmy." - me in a long line, loudly, at amusement parks
Apparently "Fat Tuesday" doesn´t constitue telling fatties they´re fatties.
Why can’t they make the whole week out of Saturdays?
I need to stop making things more complicated than they need to be. I`m adding that to my bucket Power Point presentation.
stupidity is a privelege entitled to everyone but you my dear are abusing this right
As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I`m totally flexible
is a mystery you´ll never solve
All the good ones are either taken or imaginary.
Beauty is only a light switch away...
Just realized all books are different combinations of the same 26 letters. This is BS!
Today`s brilliant idea: Slim Fast beer.
One way to find out if you`re old is to fall down in front of a group of people. If they laugh, you`re young, if they panic, you`re old.