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When your coworker tells you they are getting a divorce a high five is not the right answer. Or so I`ve been told. Twice now.
I just got the results of my IQ test. It came back negative.
It`s really quite simple ... I do what I want! ... The End.
The only excuse for the kinds of storms that have been coming is that someone somewhere is losing a game of Jumanji...
We have GPS that can navigate you across the country. Why can`t someone invent a device that can remind you why you went into a room?
Learn to spell. Auto Correct isn’t always write.
Coworker drank the last of the coffee and now he`s going to the clinic for a `work related` injury.
Capitalization can really change a sentence. Example: I love to eat candy ... I love to eat capitalization.
I`m proud to announce that I`m still the undefeated champion at racing with drivers who don`t know we`re racing.
Only a fool trips on what`s behind him.
If she is still able to walk to the kitchen after s@x , you don`t deserve a sandwich.
Last night a movie theatre was robbed of $1000. The thieves took one large bag of popcorn, a combo meal, and a box of milk duds.
I read that taking a long, hot bath can help with managing stress. Unfortunately my boss doesn`t approve.
Is running in front of cars some sort of gang initiation for squirrels? - Bfanch
That awkward moment when you forget what you’re watching during the commercial break.