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It only takes a second to show someone how you really feel about them... the cops call it indecent exposure, but whatever
is in no shape to exercise
Just because they sell yoga pants in XXL doesn`t mean it`s ok to wear them in public.
If "The Breakfast Club" were made today, it would be a silent film about 5 kids staring at their phones.
How many divorced guys does it take to change a lightbulb?...........Who cares, they NEVER get the house anyways
Sometimes, I wonder if the weather app on my phone even looks outside.
I am surprised Cheech and Chong have not filmed a new movie -"Cheech and Chong Smoke Colorado"
I`m not funny, I`m just kidding u
Golf is such a strange game. You shout four, shoot six, and write down five.
Remember before we met? I miss those days.
All of those in favor of bitch slapping stupid people, say "I"
Why do we feel safe under blankets? It’s not like a murderer will come in thinking “I’m gonna ki..-ahhh. Damn, he’s under a blanket.”
If by a blow job you mean blowing everything out of proportion then yes I totally rock at blow jobs.
Million dollar idea: A snooze button that lets you sleep longer the harder you hit it.
I heard recently on the radio that, "If a man looks at womens breasts for 10 mins a day he will add 5 years to his life".. Can anyone confirm this?!! If so what are we waiting for?