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You`re only limited by your own imagination! And money. And talent. And genetics. And time. And other people. Go for it!
I will do a lot of things but admitting I`m cold to my wife who told me to bring a warmer jacket isn`t one of them...
I did responsible things all day so tonight will consist of nothing that even resembles responsibility.
To the 84yo woman that won the $591 million dollar PowerBall, sup baby ;)
screw flowers, its all about chia pets ;)
I forgive and forget, because I have a good heart, and a terrible memory.
I was looking all over for my ambition today......well, It wasn`t under this 12 pack, so I`ll look tomorrow.
How am I supposed to show a girl I like her, if I can’t even make her a mix tape anymore?
Don’t believe everything you think.
At what point will this meal make me happy, Ronald?
I went somewhere earlier and saw a frog parked illegally and the poor thing got toad!!
I love facebook because it helps me remember what I did the night before when I blacked out.
My favorite exercise is somewhere between a lunge and a crunch. It`s called lunch.
No need to blind fold me, just hand me my phone and drive, I won`t have a clue how to get back here
Whoever said "Just showing up is half the battle" (a) didn`t understand battles and (b) probably died quickly after showing up.