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On a scale of Doopers, you`re pretty Super.
The good thing about being tall is, you can`t get lost in a crowd. The bad thing is, you can`t get lost in a crowd.
How long do I have to sleep before I`m legally a bear?
Whoever said your harshest critic is yourself was clearly never married.
u smile i smile u laugh i laugh u cry i`ll go get a bat and say who`s gonna get it
I know money talks but I wish mine had a better vocabulary instead of just ‘Spend me’.
If you`re gonna label the silica gel "do not eat", maybe you should label everything in the box. I almost ate a shoe before someone stopped me
If the Internet was never invented... what would we all be doing now?
Does anyone have plans to stare at their phones somewhere exciting this weekend?
You don`t need training to be a street cleaner, you just pick it up as you go along.
The only reason I keep my land line is for the eventuality that this is The Matrix.
I might get a job cleaning mirrors,its a job I can see myself doing.
M?o?n?, T?u?e?s?, W?e?d?, T?h?u?r?s?, Friday !!!!
You think having periods is hard? ... Try being on a 24 hour killstreak on Call of Duty with itchy balls.
FANNNN...DANNNNN....GOOOOO. Breathe The A`s.