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I`m trying to live healthier......but I`m considering taking up cigars, since they`re still the coolest way to light dynamite fuses.
Two interesting facts for you: 1) Some pine cones look like poop. 2) I`m never kicking anything wearing flip flops again.
FYI : My post aren`t directed at anyone in particular...so should anyone be offended by them, I say if the shoe fits ... Wear It!!!!!
I find it ironic that it takes 12 steps to get a beer out of my fridge.
is actually feeling pretty much okay about not accomplishing anything this year.
My kids wanna have a water balloon fight later, I just got done putting mine in the freezer... Wanna bet I win...
Just took a "Try Me" sticker off one of the plush toys at Wal-Mart and stuck it on a condom box.
Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags in their house, or is it just me?
Actually, I prefer to smile on the `inside`, then no one knows what you`re up to....
Touch my food and suffer the consequences.
Woke up to my teen cleaning the house for "no reason" and now I have a mystery to solve.
Madonna is 55 her boyfriend is 22. Tina Turner is 75 her boyfriend is 40. JLo is 42 her boyfriend is 26. Still single? Relax. Your boyfriend hasn`t been born yet.
As you get closer and closer to the end of this status, I think it`s important that you lower your expectations.
I think the saying "every man for himself" was made up by women tired of making sandwiches
People who say you can´t buy happiness just don´t know where to shop.