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I don’t have a problem with caffeine.I have a problem without caffeine.
Remember way back when the only thing that was annoying on your feed were game requests?
My personal fast food philosophy: If nobody knows you went to McDonald`s, you didn`t really go to McDonalds.
If you don`t give a f*ck then why you telling everybody?
I hate it when I put a status and you don`t like it,example this one.
1: Say "Unh! 2: Mumble three spanish words. 3: list four cities. You just made a Pitbull song.
It`s time for all of us to admit the "endorphin rush" you get after exercise is just an overwhelming sense of relief it`s over
You know you`re desperate for an answer when you look on the second page of Google.
My brain contains a few things I should know and the rest is just song lyrics.
A court date is still technically a date, right?
If my memory gets any worse I`ll be able to plan my own surprise party.
I`ll never forget the first time we met. Although, I will keep trying.
Hitting the lotto is a sure way to stop hating on Mondays...
I bought a little bag of air today, and the company that made it were kind enough to put some potato chips in it.
Back before Walmart, you used to have to buy a ticket to see a bearded woman.