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Saw a post stating "taking it one day at a time," so I responded "me too. That`s how days work."
She walked in & she had legs, legs that went on for days. Who knows where they went? They just kept wenting. - Why my mystery novel failed
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.
This is a private status. Please don`t tell anyone about it.
Is it wrong, to put people on your bucket list?
My wife told me her favourite position is when i lay very very still for a few hours........late at night....until the alarm clock goes off in the morning.
My greatest achievement today was writing this status.
My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Wal-mart.
Haiku`s confuse me / Too often they make no sense / Hand me the pliers
It’s actually the voices outside my head that bothers me the most
It`s funny how this guy grating cheese over my pasta thinks I`m going to say stop.
Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?
Running shoes? No, I don`t run. These are my "better hurry up the liquor store is about to close" shoes.
No, I did not forget my password. I distinctly remember it being 8 asterisks.
If there`s anything I`ve learned in my 27 years, it`s to never admit your real age.