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Girls think that having their period is the most inconvenient thing they can experience. They`ve obviously never dated a girl who was on her period.
Ended a relationship today. Don`t worry, it wasn`t mine.
My wife started clipping coupons to help save money. She keeps them in the side pocket of her $800 purse.
Why do TV shows say "May contain nudity"? It either does or doesn`t. Don`t make me watch the entire thing and find out the hard way it doesn`t....
My brother took going to jail really badly. He refused food, drinks. He spat and swore at anyone who came near him and started throwing things everywhere. After that we NEVER played monopoly again.
HA! If you think I`M crazy you should meet ME!
Rubix cubes are EASY....when you`re color blind.
My husband woke up this morning with a HUGE smile on his face. I love Sharpie markers.
Which nipple does the red jumper cable go on again?
Whenever I hear that customer service calls are going to be recorded I do one of my raps because I`m too poor to pay for studio time
I need to learn the rules to make sure I don`t accidently follow them
A high school diploma takes you 12 years to get, 2 minutes to frame and a lifetime to forget where you put it.
Don’t judge me until you’ve walked a mile with my shoes….shoved up your a$$.
Take Note: a stress ball can be used for throwing at people who stress you out.. You`re Welcome..
What do we want? An end to auto-correct errors! When do we want it? Cow! Sow! Bow! Tow! Duck this...