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Halloween Drinking Game: Drink every-time an Elsa (from Frozen) visits your house.
"F@ck It" has gotten me through a lot of situations.
Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes that reason is you are stupid and make bad decisions.
My wife even says "NO" in her sleep. The force is strong with this one.
This headache feels like dumb people
I hope to get to the point in my life where I`m not excited about finding change on the ground.
My girlfriend called me lazy the other day. I almost responded.
i hope your life is as long and useful as this roll of toilet paper!!!
I might not be smarter than a 5th grader, but I can buy beer.
One of the best uses I`ve ever found for invisible ink is when I signed my marriage license with it.
Cleavage is something you can look down on and approve of at the same time.
I`m just looking for a reason not to drink
Saying "think outside the box" is a pretty inside the box suggestion.
You`re the type of person who didn`t rewind the Blockbuster VHS...
just spilled alphabet soup on my keyboard. I`m so confused