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You can tell how a persons life is going by how they press the crosswalk button.
My teen thought it`d be funny to post as me on Facebook. I laughed and laughed and changed the wi-fi password. Good times!
I just noticed me saying "LOL" everytime I`m laughing = facebook addict...lmao :)
this one time I was in a bush, and this squirrel was like hey, and I was like hey you can`t talk to me your a squirrel and he was like yea I know lmao
Some people should use a glue stick instead of a chap stick.
Nothing changes a Facebook relationship status faster than a weekend full of tagged photos!
is a mystery you´ll never solve
I`ve just invented an invisibility cloak; anything under it is rendered completely invisible. I`m still working out the kinks; you can still see the cloak itself
Call me crazy, but the last person who did is still in a full body cast, so it`s up to you.
If heat makes things expand, then I don`t have a weight problem ... I am just Hot!
You never know how dirty a song`s lyrics are until you hear a child sing them.
Nothing says I have faith in God like the bullet proof glass on the Pope`s car.
If you pour two beers in one glass, it`s just one beer.
How about a cooking show called "Cookin crap in the Microwave".
Vodka isn`t the answer... but it makes you forget the question :P